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I built a fake JARVIS in 8 minutes
OpenAI spent $230 telling you what it is 👀

This Wasn't Supposed To Ship

I built a JARVIS in 8 minutes. It does nothing. 😂
You’ve seen the “J.A.R.V.I.S.” clowns all over your feed…
The ones building glowing dashboards with orbiting widgets for agents that do absolutely NOTHING.
So I ran an experiment.
8 minutes in Claude Code… And I outdid them all. 🤣
Floating orbs. Animated file structures. Sick orange-and-black theme.
And just like theirs… It does nothing.
Remember Monday’s email? The guy with 1,400 agents and zero dollars?
Same disease, prettier symptom.
A dashboard that LOOKS like Iron Man…
While your computer takes 5 minutes to tell you something you could see on screen in 5 seconds.
Pretty isn’t productive.
The only dashboard that matters shows one number… What your agents EARNED this week.
I’m going to keep exposing this stuff… More on that soon. 👀
Did You Know?
J.A.R.V.I.S. — Tony Stark’s AI — officially stands for “Just A Rather Very Intelligent System.”
Which brings us to today’s second story… 👇
🗞️ The Tip AI News 🗞️
OpenAI just shipped their first piece of hardware ever.
Ready for it?
A $230 macropad. ⌨️
Six little keys that light up based on what your Codex agents are doing…
⚪ White = idle
🔵 Blue = thinking
🟢 Green = complete
🟠 Amber = needs input
🔴 Red = error
That’s it.
A $230 set of status lights. For your AI.
Two years ago, Microsoft added ONE Copilot key to keyboards… A single button to summon a chatbot.
Now OpenAI is selling an entire control surface for people who “live with agents all day.”
We went from “AI might take your job”…
To “here’s a $230 keyboard to supervise your robot employees.”
The future is weird. 😅
Now… $230 for a keyboard is silly. Skip it.
But what it signals… Pay attention.
OpenAI is betting the future of work looks like this:
You don’t write code.
You manage agents that write code.
And you need a physical dashboard on your desk to keep track of them all.
That’s a different job, a different skill set… A different economy.
The people who win it are the ones who know how to MANAGE AI.
Not prompt it. Manage it.
You’ve got maybe a year’s head start on your industry.
Use it. 🫡
Over to You...
Skip the $230 keyboard, delete the glowing orbs…
And go put an agent on a job that pays. 🔥
Jeff J. Hunter
Founder, AI Persona Method | TheTip.ai
PS. If your agent dashboard has more animations than dollars attached to it… This email was about you. And I say that with love. 😂
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